What it’s like being a female on a social dating site !

Dear Guys,

Please get together and bro talk this one out. Share ideas and strategies that didn’t work, so maybe I won’t get the same five messages on bumble πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ (noshame) !


A concerned female

So, like I’ve said in numerous posts before I am just jumping back to the online dating world and I think I’m pretty much over it ! Don’t get me wrong it’s a fabulous distraction when you are new and single, but then it just turns into a distraction and a bother.

Whether or not your looking for a relationship or just to meet new people some people are just hardcore taking this way to far πŸ˜‚

The entire point of this post was to display what it’s like being a single lady on Bumble or Tinder or whatever your fancy is ! I have been on both and it has been a treat. The pickup lines some guys use are just too much and the other ones just show their IQ! The random messages when they ask you to sit on their face are great!

1. So, the snapchat filters that you guys complain about us having on all pictures , well at least we pick the cute ones ?! I saw the one below and I was terrified lmao! Come on guys ?!πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

2. The guys are getting clever though ladies ! They are actually making PowerPoint presentations on why they are good candidates ! No joke, I saw this and laughed so hard . πŸ˜‚ I can’t even be mad because their getting creative !

3. There are also some that are just to much and it’s like wow, you have that much time in your hands in order to come up with that ?! I’m shook.

4. Then there is , the last resort to me trying to find some random adventure romantic story that literally sounds crazy!

5. The cheesy pickup lines are the most common though! Like hey are you my homework? I would like to do you on a table !

Like good lord lmao! I would be happy to just have a guy message me and ask how my day was ! Isn’t that usually how people start conversations, or am I not with the time ? Don’t get me wrong I’ve met some very cool people on these websites, but it’s amazing the kind of things you witness on here!



  1. Hahaha what a fun post and scary too. Your writing makes it all worth it. I read twice. The first pic of the guy was scary. PP presentation and the long message – who has that kind of time now. Rest were pretty funny. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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